Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004

Running Show

To be in charge, to dominate, to be winning, to be the best, to be the center of attention. See also Dangle or Own

Jim: Yo man, were you at the party last night?

John: Yeah bro, we ran show at flipcup.

Or

Steve: Man, we totally crushed the other team last night.

Mark: Yeah dude, we were running show all night.

by CanadianDefinerDude December 18, 2008

running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

speed run

Accelerating the completion of a task or goal due to stressors.

I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.

by B.Roo June 6, 2021

running hummer

(n) receiving fellatio while driving.

Me and my girl went to the movies and she gave me a 'running hummer' on the way home.

by ADDJ March 30, 2009

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

thumb and run

When a man takes his thumb and inserts it into the female vagina, then soon after pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
Also see lick and leave.

Yeah he totally gave her the thumb and run last night, I feel bad for him.

by Enrique747 January 8, 2009