The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021
The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009
The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2019