Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
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granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2019
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shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
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Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston
by OriginalOrigi2 June 03, 2019
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Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.
Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.
by TuckerSW November 05, 2010
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Shit Tuck

When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021
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