Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
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granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2019
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shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
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Shit Tuck

When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021
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Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
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shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
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