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german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 13, 2014
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German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.
Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”
by krautwich August 21, 2022
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German gas chamber

German gas chamber is a sexual act of a woman farting, while indulging in anal intercourse whit a man.
Hey man, last night this girl did a German gas chamber on me.
by Klowbye April 17, 2021
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Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant)

Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.

Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
by Pen-Dragon September 10, 2023
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german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks
I am quite sore after trying the german potato
by Rennfeild February 25, 2017
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German

1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018
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