Martin dorman

A smelly brioche that shaves there ball with cheese grater

Do u Martin dorman mutha bitch

by Martin dorman July 24, 2018

mae martin

Mae is a beautiful young woman, whoever typically would choose beer over blunt, but shes learning to like Marijuana and wants to be close to her friends and partner, but doesn't know how they feel, feels like she just keeps getting pushed away and replaced. She'll have her ups and downs, but she'll be okay sooner or later! She will love someone with all her heart until they turn on her!

Person 1: Damn, have you seen Mae Martin?
Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: She said she's having a bad day, we need to find her, and comfort her!
Person 2: Got it!

by Gracie Holland January 10, 2017

Martin odegaard

The best footballer to ever grace the field and pass the ball to Jesus or Martinelli or even Saka.The abouslate G.O.A.T in my opinion ofcourse

Martin odegaard is the best living footballer

by Romanian Silassssssssssssss June 29, 2023

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

Sunshine Martin

a nic smoking coon who makes dried jerk chicken.

Woahhh look a sunshine Martin, I bet her chicken is dry asf.

by Fatknees04 November 17, 2021

Kevin Martin

“Kevin probably knows a lot about getting through a breakuo and rejection”

We should ask Kevin Martin he would know what to do.

by Unknown@&$”)(?!&$ March 21, 2018

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 08, 2021