one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.

A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

I herd u liek mudkipz

Is a saying refering to someone who has a passion for the water starter from pokemon gerneration 3 named mudkip this started as a reddit joke wich then spread into popular mainstream

So I herd u liek mudkipz

by LitFamManDan2Nan December 14, 2016

liek

Mispell of like but is now an actual word.
Caused by wierd keyboards.

I totally liek that guy
"I love it, and most peopel seem to liek the changes."

by Eva March 9, 2004

max lieberman

the act of sticking all the monopoly pieces in your ass.

When im bored i like to max lieberman

by scott allen November 5, 2004

Butt-Lies

1. n. The gay True-Lies, starring Dara, Jamie Lee Foxx (That's right..Jaime Lee Foxx...), and Arnold Shwa...Swhar...YER in Butt-Lies.

2. adj. A more extreme version of 'BULLSHIT.'

1.Hey dudes, didja watch that new movie 'Butt-Lies'? It's the gay True-Lies.

2. Manic: Hey man, I fucked yo' mom!
Kitsune: Dude, that is so Butt-Lies.

by Manic, Kitsune, and AIS April 17, 2005

liery

Wierd and Lucky

Me: is this wierd or lucky?

Friend: it's liery

by OMEFFING February 21, 2011