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Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates
omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again
by Carlos de la Cerda March 25, 2022
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Fat Karen

Large, overweight, disgusting woman over age 55 who hasn't retired and died yet. She sits at the front desk for hours whining about other people not working. She is quick to tattle whenever someone is sitting in the breakroom. If she does not like her assistant she will text another coworker to change assignments and when that other coworker rightfully screenshots and submits her messages to their supervisor she will indirectly call him out for days and be childish about it. She cries at the smallest inconvenience. She is a divorced fat bitch who claims to be the victim when clearly she was the abusive one in the relationship and has kids who haven't spoken to her in 13 years because they want nothing to do with her. She rallies the other single, divorced women at work because they're her only friends. She steals other people's shifts during shiftbids who are going to nursing school and wonders why she's hated so much at work. She is called a fat cunt behind her back because no one can stand to be around her or listen to her toad-like voice.

She is that fat Karen woman who assaulted a shoe store employee by throwing a box of shoes at her after being told to put on a mask.
Fat Karen cried when she was given an assignment in OR 4 because she can't handle orthopedic surgeries and she can't handle doing her own job. Far Karen just wants to sit at the front desk all day, play wannabe manager and whine about how no one is working not being aware of how hypocritical she is being because she is a fat cunt.
by katytheredpanda December 13, 2022
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Karen

She is the most beautiful most sweet person you will ever meet she can somehow be a freak , she will amaze you Whit all the tings she can do , she is so broken but yet such a happy person she will be there for you when you need her she will always be honest, make her mad and sell destroy you in any way she can, so be careful Whit her, she is just Karen and katen is Karen ....
She is just a Karen she isn't normal in a good way
by Cris savege 21 January 13, 2018
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Karen

by Give me some good tea April 10, 2019
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Karen

Karen always needs what you have. She’s always willing to give her children the best things. If you see a Karen, make sure to hide your things, Especially your expensive things.
Karen just stole my $1,000 drone!
by _karenstolemytoy April 13, 2019
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karen

If your a Karen your special. She is unique and powerful. Listens to other people and helps the out. She is mad pretty and can get all the boys. She has a lot of friends and can get along with anyone that comes her way. Just don't get on Karen's level because she will break loss and she knows her facts. Karen is a nice girl and funny and can make anyone's day. Karen is pretty and she is always being herself. Karen is unique and a wonderful girl with a big smile on her face. Karen is also smart and she can get on anyone's level. Karen isn't scared of anyone but herself and she is an amazing person. So if you have a Karen as your friend or you girlfriend don't lose her keep her because she is everything you need in a girl like her.
Person 1: That's a karen she is mad pretty .
Person 2 :she fine asf
by unknow Bby girl October 21, 2019
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Karen

an annoying bitch who walks into a restaurant and if you do so much as get her order wrong, she'll say: Can I speak to your manager? she also freaks out when someone says her kid(s) aren't that cute to look at. Ex: puppies and kittens are cute. Her kids: look like rotting sardines being pulled out of someone's ass while they poop.
Restaurant employee: sees Karen

Also Restaurant employee: time to initiate self-destruct
by HazeNut October 6, 2020
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