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elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
by copforhoeism March 18, 2020
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Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.
HAPPY MF JAHSENT JONES DAY BITCHES
by jahsent jones November 15, 2020
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kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck
by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020
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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
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Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?
Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate
by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021
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Ronald Jones II

A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.
I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.
by EpicBeansTown September 15, 2021
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Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford
by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021
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