Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Get the 10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John. mug.A male porn star known for his strong, beefy and hairy physique; his uninhibited sexual nature; and his energetic, passionate and sensual performances. He began physique modeling in the late 1990's and began to star in male masturbation videos in the early 2000's. Since 2006, he has been directing and starring in straight sex videos that feature explicit sex acts performed with uninhibited passion, energy and sensuality.
John X considers himself bisexual, but has only been in sex videos with women at this time. He is appreciated by female, male, and transgender audiences.
John X considers himself bisexual, but has only been in sex videos with women at this time. He is appreciated by female, male, and transgender audiences.
by xerxywho October 24, 2007
Get the john x mug.To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.
This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.
This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.
Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"
Sarah: "What?"
Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"
Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."
Sarah: "What?"
Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"
Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."
by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010
Get the John Hancocked mug.A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.
Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?
Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael
Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael
Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.
by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018
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Get the shit that killed john wayne mug.Sophia: I just love plaid! Do you know who it reminds me of?
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!
by SparkyMalarky July 9, 2011
Get the John Gallagher Jr. mug.Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
by MELKA August 16, 2010
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