Blood and mud

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

by Pa boy September 18, 2017

mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

by smangz March 22, 2011

mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

by Ruined Digimon book October 21, 2011

mud bog

When you motor boat someones butt cheeks

Ay yo girl let me mud bog that ass

by mudbogpro March 15, 2014

Mud Bogging

To motorboat another persons ass cheeks as you would a woman's breasts

Yo, I heard Jon went mud bogging with Cindy last night! He was motor boating that butt hole.

by Scrotamus September 11, 2014

Mud Hamper

A HUGE ass.

Look at the Mud-Hamper on that little Latina.

by Henry April 10, 2004

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 May 30, 2016