Hot Topic Phobia

An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders.

Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other day and-
8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"

Hot Topic Phobia by The reason to live July 9, 2009

hot muffins 

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

hot muffins by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

Hot Coffee 

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.

1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!

Hot Coffee by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008

hot topic-core 

a sarcastic but accurate term for any fan of the band good charlotte.

man. that 12 year old girl is so hot topic-core.

hot topic-core by lesbian swan October 18, 2003

hot lettuce 

An exquisite sex act requiring a bagged salad from a local market, a woman's accessible anal cavity, and deep, meaningful desire. First, a man (any man) closes his fist around a portion of the salad. He then lovingly inserts his fist into the woman's anus for a duration of their joint consent. When the couple is sufficiently aroused, the man releases the salad before removing his hand from the woman's anus. With the salad inside, the two enjoy a standard round of anal sex. The man must ejaculate onto the salad, as a dressing. Finally, the act is completed upon receipt of the "hot lettuce" by the man's mouth, eating the sumptuous morsel from her pooping cavity.

"No thank you, waiter. My wife and I will dessert at home with a steaming bowl of hot lettuce."

hot lettuce by ultramundane8 June 19, 2016

hot caesar pleaser 

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.

Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

hot caesar pleaser by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005

hot poop 

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility

I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place

hot poop by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007