Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

hang-hard

A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.

Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!

Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!

by BoloQ00 April 1, 2016

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021

Die Hard

A Disney Christmas classic

Die Hard is the best Disney Christmas classic

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.

"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"

by 13 Vans December 12, 2012