Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Boulevard Hard

Street cred/mental toughness when dealing with G's and local toughs in the hood.

Ya Man was talking mad craziness to me! I had to prove my Boulevard Hard by pullin' my Strap and showing who's Boss!

by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Die Hard

A Disney Christmas classic

Die Hard is the best Disney Christmas classic

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

hard to quit

Describes something or someone you just can't let go, even if you want to (like cigarettes).

I tried breaking up with Meghan, but damn, she hard to quit.

I was going to cancel my subscription, but Netflix... ahhh... hard to quit.

by Who'd Say September 14, 2017