Grand Dad

A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.

a grand dad is a big boy AF.

by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022

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cock grande

spanglish for a gigantic cock

needs to be at least 6 inch

Hey ese, looks like you got a cock grande.

Can your cock grande fill up my deep pussy?

by juan grand December 10, 2013

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Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

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Grand Slam

In Counter-Strike, a Grand Slam is the act of clutching one versus five to win a game / series.

I hit my first ever Grand Slam the other day, you wouldn't believe it! A one-versus-five at 14-15, what a game!

by walterP_tv February 15, 2018

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THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?

I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

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