Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.

Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.

by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012

Google Diagnostic

Used by "Do It Yourselfer" to find out what's wrong with something. Person that uses Google search engine to check forums and topic specific web sites to find what part they should throw at the problem. Can be used for a check engine light on a car to a washing machine or a PC with the blue screen of death.

My engine light was on so I did a Google diagnostic and all the people on the forums say it needs a putooter valve. I replaced it and my lights still on,wtf

by kirbside October 17, 2015

Google Goggles

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)

My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!

by Philopean September 11, 2006

google buddy

A friend, family member or colleague you can call when you need them to google something for you because you don't have Internet access at that moment.

You: Hey I'm driving. Can you google the phone number for Panda Express?

Google buddy at home on computer: Sure thing...it's 555-5555

by PrincessAlisa January 8, 2010

Google whore

One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.

Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.

by BillyLO June 8, 2009

google box

The little box in the corner of your web browser, primarily used to search the term "misandrist" while in the middle of a heated argument.

"In the corner of the screen I have the words "man hater" staring down at me from my google box."

by Acoustica February 7, 2009

Google Gagger

When one person surfs through google 24/7 .

Dougie your such a google gagger don't you have anything else to do.

by Criz Cruz November 3, 2011