glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it

I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD

by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT January 1, 2017

Glark

The belief that two males, formerlly percieved as straight, may be in a relationship together/have feelings for one another.

Person 1: Nick and Zane seem to be hanging out a lot lately.
Person 2: Do you think its like a glark thing?
Person 1: Maybe.

by AlexanderF February 27, 2017

Glass Pussy

A delicate female who is afraid of the pain of her cherry getting popped

"I can't fuck her she's got a glass pussy"

by The completionist cunt July 18, 2017

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008

Tiger glass

The act, of jizzing on a nerds glasses, then growling, and running off into the night.

Me;I totally just tiger glass'd the fuck outta that one tron guy.
You; Oh man. i would tiger glass him. tiger glass all over his glasses. nhhhhuuuurh.

by Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia January 22, 2011

glak

Glak is a simple term.
Glak means a geek whose a slag. Simple.
geek+slag=GLAK.

girl one: did you hear about what she did last night? *looks at a geek*
girl two: yeah! what a slag.
girl one: a geek and a slag, means one thing. GLAK.

by anonmaousbitch. March 30, 2011