by bisexualdavidstan June 08, 2021
A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013
A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.
The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.
by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008
When a person sends an email out from his/her iPhone, this message come with the email. It is a strategy Apple uses so more people will buy iPhone because they are jealous of this amazing sentence that comes at the end of every email. It makes the email look high class.
Email:
Don't forget the meeting is at 7:00 PM tomorrow!
Sent from my iPhone
Reader:
I want an iPhone...
Don't forget the meeting is at 7:00 PM tomorrow!
Sent from my iPhone
Reader:
I want an iPhone...
by AnusFaceDSP January 25, 2011
1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010
by AlbertFish November 08, 2009