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2. Fortnite: A game which either needy ass bitches who think their man shouldn't have fun or useless asses that can't win criticise simply because they don't like it for some shitty reason. Fortnite is a free game, which apparently "ugly ass n***** and virgins play" so sorry u need ur v card for an epic games account apparently, people say it's for broke people and u may find that they are spoilt little shits 99% of the time. "Fortnite ruins all relationships"~ needy lowlife bitches. The game is popular and in a lot of people's opinions it's a really good game and an enjoyable one some may get 'addicted' but TBH everyone is 'addicted' to something but in that case fortnite is better than meth. Another thing noticeable is that 'faggots' and 'guys who can't get girls' are the fortnite players, 1. Fortnite is a game it can be played by anyone 2. Fortnite doesn't say a specific gender and 3. Faggot shouldn't be an offensive term, this is 2018 you backward freaks. Last thing is about the 'annoying' sc stories well does anyone give a fuck about ur bath bomb or your 11:11 cause TBH that's more cringe
2. Fortnite: A game which either needy ass bitches who think their man shouldn't have fun or useless asses that can't win criticise simply because they don't like it for some shitty reason. Fortnite is a free game, which apparently "ugly ass n***** and virgins play" so sorry u need ur v card for an epic games account apparently, people say it's for broke people and u may find that they are spoilt little shits 99% of the time. "Fortnite ruins all relationships"~ needy lowlife bitches. The game is popular and in a lot of people's opinions it's a really good game and an enjoyable one some may get 'addicted' but TBH everyone is 'addicted' to something but in that case fortnite is better than meth. Another thing noticeable is that 'faggots' and 'guys who can't get girls' are the fortnite players, 1. Fortnite is a game it can be played by anyone 2. Fortnite doesn't say a specific gender and 3. Faggot shouldn't be an offensive term, this is 2018 you backward freaks. Last thing is about the 'annoying' sc stories well does anyone give a fuck about ur bath bomb or your 11:11 cause TBH that's more cringe
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