Fox fairytales

What fox news actually reports

Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

Faisal

A guy with a weird dick. Not even blind people wanna fuck him!

Julie: Hey did you see that creepy piece of shit Faisal? I want to shoot him in the head.

by Mega_Chopsticks March 30, 2019

blue fairy

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.

by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014

fairy

Nightranger, Nightranger, Nightranger.....

Nightranger is a fucking fairy

by Dood March 11, 2005

fairy muff

a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)

"i love fairy muff he/she is class"

"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"

"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"

by xXx_sonic_xXx May 26, 2006

fairy

Fat and hairy.

Look at that fairy bitch walking across the street

by ahfobkjangoiaho129ru19t90uf May 8, 2016

Trash Fairy

a work-mate who uses your stuff and leaves his trash on your desk on a daily basis. He is usually short in height, a closet queen and obnoxiously all over the place, catching everyone's attention.

"what the fuck! who used my desk?! ah shit! the trash fairy strikes again!"

by onidhsoj December 5, 2011