Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
by Veranda Collingwood October 12, 2010
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*status* "Why does life suck so much?"
*status* "Never give up on love <3"
Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
*status* "Why does life suck so much?"
*status* "Never give up on love <3"
Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(
Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad
*Angelina writes facebook status*
"I thought it was true love </3"
Attention seeking complete.
Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad
*Angelina writes facebook status*
"I thought it was true love </3"
Attention seeking complete.
by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010
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Yeah, so I had a great Facebook purge last night. I got rid of half of my friends and it feels great.
by defriender March 31, 2012
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by Bob Left September 25, 2011
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Guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
by Pimpmacdaddy69 January 18, 2010
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Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
by JE Castaneda December 25, 2008
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Angie is a facebook coward because she posted a contradictory message on my wall and before i could respond she blocked me.
by Derek Simonetti November 30, 2009
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