kale daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.

I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

by Davlib July 4, 2016

Pimp Daddy 7

He is legend amongst men. A pimp daddy of select variety, his only goal in life is obtain "the 7," an elite group of fine n funky females who he must hook with or else his life is void and he will never ascend to the level of Pimp Daddy 48. His number of females to obtain is ultimately decided by his superior, the wise master known as "Marvel Stories."

Guy 1: "Dude I'm so sad right now."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Pimp Daddy 7 just stole my girl."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah I know, they're both in his jeep right now."

by Clucktastic July 2, 2016

slender daddy

when you have the hots for slenderman

come here slender daddy

I want slenderman to fill me up

by nigerianprince August 4, 2019

deflate me daddy

Sitting on someone until they are completely flat and therefore deflated

Him: what do you want me to do?
Her: deflate me daddy

by justmandyisfine October 2, 2015

Rice Paddy Daddy

A crazy fucker with a huge machine gun. He chews tobacco and kills women and children. A veteran of the Vietnam War.

Henry was a Rice Paddy Daddy, he fragged boo-coo V.C.

by Bozzscaggsrip January 21, 2019

my purple grapefruit daddy

aka my daddy thanos

''Guys, this is my purple grapefruit daddy, THANOS!''

by btechbhadbabie April 29, 2019

Loli Snatcher God Daddy

A person who should have their loli rights taken away but is to op pls nerf. Also is a good friend but never let him touch you because he will snatch your pp

That Loli Snatcher God Daddy is stealing my lolis

by BBC (Big Black Chairman) August 7, 2019