Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.

Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy

by Nixwin October 15, 2020

Cross Donkey

A racist southern democrat.

Mortimer: "He might be a cotton picker, but he is better than that goddam Mormon."
Shanice: "Oh Mortimer, you ignorant cross donkey!"

by Joel Wanger August 7, 2012

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.

See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.

by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A home run in baseball.

He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.

by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023

Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022