ding dong bitch

Kind of like ding dong ditch except for before you ring the doorbell you write "bitch" on a piece of paper and tape it on their door. Then, you ring the doorbell and run. You do this to people you don't like.
Lets ding dong bitch her.
by weekicks. April 22, 2009
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Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin December 20, 2016
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Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018
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shama lama ding dong

Lyrics from a song originally written by Lloyd Williams, it was used in National Lampoon's Animal House as sung by Otis Day (DeWayne Jessie) and the Knights, and has been putting ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-ohs back into thier smiles ever since they made the transition from fictional band to real life.
Did you hear that Otis Day and the Knights is coming to town?
Shama Lama ding dong! Let's get tickets!
by Leenis November 05, 2006
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Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.
If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!
by The Joneses December 08, 2014
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Squabble Squabble Ding Dong

Its a sex position where a male ejaculates into a female's nasal area or in the ear.
I just did the Squabble Squabble Ding Dong with terry
by Gaymomfucker69 March 23, 2021
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