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face-through-hand disorder

A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.
person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!
by Poison Child September 16, 2020
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Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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reflective image disorder

My mom wanted me to order graduation photos, but I reminded her that I have reflective image disorder.
by MommaCrunch August 15, 2015
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Backstabbing Disorder

The instance of which a person constantly gains peoples trust just to backstab them. This disorder cannot be controlled
Jay: yeah sorry I fucked your FC
Bry: OMG!!! DO YOU HAVE BACKSTABBING DISORDER OR SMTH!?!?!!
by Queen Kai January 3, 2023
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Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.
Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.
by Larrry Steiner April 7, 2023
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An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).
-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.
by nightvbluez April 29, 2024
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Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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