Define me:

A feature of the UrbanDictionary.com home page that never updates, resulting in hordes of new definitions for terms that are already more than sufficiently defined, and no definitions at all for terms people want defined.

cut corners, 6lue, as a friend, spilt milk, beagle, that's the way the pickle squirts, that's the way the cookie crumbles, I like you for who you are, fair and balanced

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Definish

Equivocatory affirmation, falling between definite and not so definite; useful in empty promises made by sinister people.

"for you, there is a definish chance, if you work as you should, you'll be making good."

by Mason_is_the_bestest July 9, 2007

definitely would

shes a honey

i definitely would with her

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Daving

Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race

Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!

by Rob's House May 19, 2007

devindespite

A female pimp. She's like a pimp ass batman, if you will. and she can fly. underwater.

did you see that chick devindespite? fucking pimp that girl is. got trappees in her muscles and biceps and shit.

by a pimp named teracottapie June 24, 2008

urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

Definition

An account of a thing's essence. A thing's definition consists of its genus and differentia.

What is the definition of "man"?
"Man is a rational animal." Animal is the genus, and rational is the differentia.

by Suhcnele August 2, 2010