crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

by Macintosh March 4, 2019

Crab

Blood gang members call Crip gang members Crabs due to the color of the blood of the horseshoe crab being brilliant blue.

Crip: sup slob

Blood: sup crab

by Sasquatch loc April 7, 2021

Crabs

Underwater spiders with cool armor and chompers

Ah great, the crabs are invading again

by Crabtart November 18, 2019

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015