crab

crab

jessica: hey! OMG is that a crab?
me: yeah

by crablver69 August 26, 2021

Crab-Up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.

"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"

by jtothegat June 11, 2006

Crab

A person looking or acting very suspicious. Often referring to druggies.

"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"

by info24 July 13, 2024

Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

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by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023

Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

by Donjohnsonswhitelambo May 30, 2018

Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018

Crab Pagoon

1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.

2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.

I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!

by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025