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dirty porcelain cowboy 

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
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Coca-Cola Cowboy 

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.
You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!
Coca-Cola Cowboy by anonymous June 26, 2024

7:30 Cowboy

A rancher or person from Texas who watches NTR having there cows jack them off at 7:30PM every day.
Did you hear George is a 7:30 Cowboy?
7:30 Cowboy by lord of biffs August 1, 2024

Murder drones cowboy

A user / player that needs a good tower in Roblox “TDS
Person one “what should I use in tds
Person two “murder drones cowboy
Person one “what”

Murder drones cowboy

A user / player that needs a good tower in Roblox “TDS
Person one “what should I use in tds
Person two “murder drones cowboy
Person one “what”

Get your head out of your cowboy hat 

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”
Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*