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Corporate Cowboys

Individuals who work for money for the sake of money. Take care of business for business' sake. Renegades within corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association. Wet you up from the neck up. Originated in the US of A. Pioneered in the Wild West. There is no final frontier...
Example

Person 1: License and registration, please.
Person 2: *hands them papers*
Person 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person 2: Just doing your job?
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: You being smart with me?
Person 2: You pulled ME over.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: Okay, I see the registered owner's name and the name on your ID do not match. Care to explain?
Person 2: This... is a company car-
Person 3: Would you like a business card. We're Corporate Cowboys tonight.
Person 1: Oh...Uhhh, no. That won't be necessary. I'm aware of who y'all are... Just doing your job, too, huh?
Person 3: We can't disclose that information.
Person 1: So the owner of this is uhh..?
Person 2: We can't disclose that information.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 2: Well, let's wrap this up-
Person 1: W-would you like my name and badge number? My sergeant doesn't have to hear about this...
Person 2: Easy, Officer... We're on the same side here. Technically, we're all Corporate.
Person 3: Yeah, you are the "loss prevention" to our "collections". We never cross, because we never fuck up.
Person 1: So am I being detained?
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...redacted? Do we take their name and badge?
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: Have a quiet night, Officer. Drive safe.
by el socio October 12, 2018
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Butterscotch cowboy

A butterscotch cowboy can be defined as the act of licking a persons shity assehole after a they have had a long ride on a horse after taking a shit with no toilet paper .
It can be used in conversation ie John was on a long ride got cut short and when he got home Wendy gave him a butter scotch cowboy

Butterscotch cowboy is defined as licking butthole
by Happy NZ Cowboy December 23, 2020
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.
by uncleross May 20, 2024
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Death cowboy

Someone who rides the line between life and death, sometimes switching between the two repeatedly.
"your alive after that!? Damn, you go death cowboy."
by IceUnderWater March 28, 2024
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Wantagh Cowboy

A big burly bad boy who is equally comfortable in a saloon or camping in the 'Daks.
He knows that everyone wants to be an outlaw until there is outlaw shit to do. Armed with that information he still attends country music concerts on a regular basis at Mulcahy's and Jones Beach. He meanders along the Wantagh Parkway and Sunrise Highway aboard his trusty steed Rav4 or square body pickup. Dreaming of a class B.
He will whisper or shout while telling you a story in excruciating detail.
If you run across him tread lightly,
kindly purchase him a cadillac margarita, tip your hat and mosey on along.
The saloon doors flew open and coming in hot a figure entered. We all gasped, it was the "Wantagh Cowboy"!
He sauntered up to the bar, his bride at his side with empty six shooter hands and shouted, "Yee Haw" while ordering a Cadillac Margarita. "Don't forget the triple sec he exclaimed."
by Days1 June 24, 2024
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bloody cowboy

When the time right, but time month is wrong. One must remove the tampon, holster it is as a lasso, and swing it around flinging blood everywhere, while yelling yeehaww ,thus resembling a cowboy lassoing a bull.
Omg Finley, no way you got with that trany last night

Finley: Dude I went bloody cowboy with her/ her all night
by meoooowowwwwwww May 29, 2025
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