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Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
by Sanjopla September 25, 2020
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Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.
Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.
by Covido January 29, 2021
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Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not
She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before
by PK1611 August 28, 2022
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Covid Casualty

Something that you really liked or enjoyed doing before Covid. Watching sporting events, reading certain genres, Dining out, being around people.
Due, are you going to watch every game during March Madness? No, I won't watch games any more. It's a Covid Casualty
by Norman1973 March 17, 2022
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COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
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Covid

Covid
by Out this November 2, 2020
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