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Cooked

Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?
by DR Tipple September 5, 2021
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Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage
Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.
by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
Fuck she’s cooked bro
by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
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Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead
Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?
by bws July 10, 2001
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Cook

A popularised Gen-Z slang term which can be split into 4 meanings.

1) To deliver well/do something that either meets or exceeds the expectations of others.

2) Done For/Doomed/Finished/Somebody on the verge of facing foreshadowing consequences as a result of their actions

3) To make something/Create

4) Let him do his own thing/Give him a chance/
Meaning 1
"I just listened to Travis’s new song today and I ain’t gon lie he cooked "🔥

Meaning 2
Person A: Have you done the 10,000 word assignment?
Person B: Bro what assignment? Am i tweakin?💀

Person A: The coursework assignment bro. Have you not done it?
Person B: Oh shii- when’s it due?

Person A: Bro, it’s due tommorow, you are so cooked 🤣 💀

Meaning 3
"My g cooked up a yeat type beat for me"

Meaning 4
"He might be unto something let him cook for a bit"
by Gconscience19 September 7, 2024
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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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