Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

coleak

An internet user that releases web and desktop software. An avid gamer who enjoys helping others.

Person 1: Have you seen this Coleak guy?
Person 2: Ya, he helped me code something and then we totally pub stomped!
Person 1: Hell ya, he's awesome!

by The Man Behind the Scenes February 3, 2013

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Colandero

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.

Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!

by aromano August 25, 2013

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013

Cleanorific

That feeling you get when nothing can go wrong after a good cleanse and you feel damn near terrific.

"Just got out of the shower, cleanorific!" "Why do you keep calling me, finalize our divorce."

by Mittevil August 10, 2014

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014