Chicago

The greatest city in the world. So beautiful and so awesome! the place that everyone secretly wants to run away to someday. but most importantly, it is the place where the greates band in the world came from

"we have to go to chicago, thats where fall out boy is from!"

"your going to chicago?! you cant go without me!"

by americasuitheart February 28, 2009

Chicago Ridge

The town that is split up its 4 sections. The Blacks, Polish, White Trash, and Arabs way in the corner. The Arab area is really scummy. The black area is just frighting.

Hey Szwagier, lets walk by the arab people and see the newspapers all over the area of Chicago Ridge.

Hey Joannamonana, see dat dood over der? Les harass him and get his baketbaul.

by Ex-Chicago Ridgite December 12, 2012

Chicago Carking

After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.

Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.

by XBSFL October 3, 2007

Chicago

Like a speck of gold in a muddy riverbed, Chicago is the pearl of an otherwise abysmal region known as “the Midwest.”

"I spent my first year of college in Chicago at DePaul University. I learned that they call it "the windy city" because it truly blows to live there."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

chickadee

A code word you tell to your close friends that is used at a party when you are trying to inform them it is time to go find a place to hide a smoke a joint because there is way to many heads to smoke with them all.

Friend 1: Chickadee! Chickadee!(in a high pitched voice, sung like a bird)

(friends 2 and 3 approach discreetly)

Friend 1: Alright, meet me behind my car across the street in 10 minutes. Its time to smoke a joint!!!

Friend 2: I'll be there I just gotta refill my (insert alcholic beverage here).

by Beansgreg November 30, 2007

chickabees

fine ass girls that u and ya boyz go out ta find on the weekends.......or on any day that u see one

Man im jus gettin fresh fittin ta go out and find some chickabees.

by Eezzy August 2, 2006

chicago

I heart chi-town needs a life. New York crime-ridden? Let's do a little breakdown here, honey:

New York: 8 million people, 572 murders in 2004.
Chicago: 2.8 million people, 460 murders in 2004.

New York's murder rate: 6.9 per 100,000
Chicago's murder rate: 16.5 per 100,000

I've been to Chicago and there's no comparison to New York. Of course you think Chicago's safer, because you racists do a damn good job of hiding your poor and minorities. Outside of downtown, Chicago is indistinguishable from Detroit. There's an utter lack of quality culture compared to New York and the people are ignorant, arrogant, blue-collar Midwestern heifers. Half the people who I know from Chicago moved to New York and said it was the best thing they ever did. Only two of my friends from New York who moved to Chicago have deigned to say they like it.

So keep your segregation, your dirty lake, your even dirtier river, your autocratic mayor, your horrid public schools, your criminal police department, your high crime, and your damn Sears Tower. You are the second city and you always will be.

Wait, that's right. LA's the second city. That makes you THIRD.

If New York were shit-cago's (lack of capitalization intentional), size, it would have 193 murders a year.

If shit-cago were New York's size, it would have 1,400 murders a year.

by shit-cago March 17, 2005