check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

by AmbaL May 28, 2008

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

Glizzy Check

An examination of an associates hotdog.

John: Hey Dave, how about a glizzy check?

Dave: Anything for you, John!

by Ethan839 March 22, 2022

scrotum check

intentionally striking your opponent in the nuts to gain an advantage

kathleen was losing badly to franklin in the high school bridge tournament until she gave him a brutal scrotum check under the table with her right foot

by BobbyVern March 18, 2008

Body check

When you get hit so hard it knocks the wind out of you

The linebacker body checked the QB

by ULTRASUPERBATMAN420 September 15, 2023

meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018