Chacker

A person who attacks a network or system with the intent of covering up or finding holes in security; unless you offend them. Then they attack it with the intent of destroying data, or wrecking the system. A combination of a Hacker and Cracker. A hacker is for good purposes (by definition) and a Cracker has malicious intent.

A business hires a Chacker to find holes in security, but then tells hime he won't be making as much as promised. He then finds all of the holes, exploits them, and makes them bigger and easier to get through.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

Chacking

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011

credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

by flanstar February 28, 2005

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.

We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!

by Marky N December 23, 2014