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anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.
man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock
by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008
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Butter knife

A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Butter Pouch

A vagina which is or was infected with a sexually transmitted disease which generally includes a discharge. e.g. Yeast infection, Vulvovaginitis, Chlamydia. Slang originated in Ottawa, ON.
I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she has a butter pouch.
by JayJay147589 August 1, 2018
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Butter Jumpers

someone who jumps young women and slathers thier vagina in butter in order to steal thier wallet out of it.
suzie is walking down the street.... suddenly someone butterjumps her! thus knocking her down and pulling her pants down to get to her vagina.
Then she screams "Oh no! hes a butter jumper!!! i hope there arent any more Butter Jumpers!!!" :O
by numba1buttajumpa June 5, 2011
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extra butter

She gave me some extra butter at the end of Jurassic World
by Bizcocho May 31, 2017
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The Butter Effect

Used when explaining the story of a girl who had sex, even though she told you repeatedly that she was going to wait until marriage. The saying goes "She fell prey to The Butter Effect- things got hot and she spread easily"
Dude that girl said she'd never do it with anyone

Yea, she fell pray to The Butter Effect.
by HeyitsAC September 26, 2008
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Butter Mouthing

The act or form of talking too much crunk at the mouth level.
That stock lady needs to stop butter mouthing before she gets bows dropped on her head.
by Jose Cansaco April 15, 2008
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