You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

by Karlsberg June 21, 2008

betterste

"Excellent" as in South African slang.

He made himself a betterste burger with slap chips.

by The1 May 13, 2005

batter pump

An erect penis in action.

"Roger was more than happy to use his batter pump in serving Lucy a batch of stomach pancakes."

by phuc yue December 8, 2007

batter mixing

BATTER MIXING = when a male and a female of a certain age (commonly mid 30s) who are friends, get together on MSN or other communication devices and spend a large amount of time and laughter on bitching about other people in a nasty yet humorous fashion. sometimes seen as a precursor to cupcaking....

bob... what the fuck are them 2 tards on tonight?
wendy. ... im not sure but they appear to be batter mixing like theres no tomorrow...

by zamber December 9, 2008

betterbet

A more worthwhile chance at winning

Sure bet your bottom dollar on betterbet.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

betterance

An improvement or advancement for someone or something.

In "A Modest Proposal", Swift suggests the eating of Irish babies, for the betterance of the Irish people.

by The Real Mr. Hockey March 17, 2009