one who spends a lot of time in meetings drinking coffee and eating biscuits. Usually spending more time on managing the biscuit rota than on anything that is actually constructive in terms of the problem or problems at hand.
by gobby_lad May 05, 2015
lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!
by leetard. July 30, 2009
by CARMAMA January 16, 2016
A mother fucker who is flaky. They’re conversation is dry and they are phony as hell. They ain’t bout the life that they claim. When push come to shove you can’t depend on them for shit.
Example: He tried to get some ass but he made me pay for my own all star special when we went to Waffle House .He a biscuit nigga. Example: She called my phone claiming I fucked her baby daddy. Bitch I don’t want his broke ass. That nigga a biscuit and so is she.
by Nadianympho April 21, 2019
by jamsta June 01, 2005
by Imran_Is_Fat August 03, 2012
Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last
Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!
Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!
by Efronfan July 31, 2009