Catching a Beat

Another phrase for masturbating.

Dude I was catching a beat last night and almost hit myself in the eye when I came.

by Crimmi September 11, 2009

beat and blow

what we used to call the drum and bugle corps in the air force, also useful to describe high school band dweebs

hes not in our unit anymore, he transfered to beat and blow

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Beat Queen

A person who frequents notorious gay-sex meeting sites such as public toilets, adult arcades, roadside comfort stops, etc.

Jon: "Every time I see Tony, he's going into a public restroom. He must have a kidney problem, or something".
Rick: "Girl, you must be the only one in town who doesn't know Tony is a beat queen! God, you can't keep him away!"

by MickinVic May 16, 2009

Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 7, 2011

coon beats

nigger music. african american, rap, loud nig music.

coon beats are any music by a nigger that doesnt make any sense.

by Longcock733 December 21, 2009

oral beating

A euphemism describing an action of questionable origin. Often in reference to the mouth, although can be applied to any part of the body.

"What a hunty rouchemag! I'm going to give him the oral beating of his life!"

by McButler June 3, 2006

Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005