Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

kitty beans

The toes of a kitty. Typically, if you look at the bottom of a cat's paws, their toes look like cotton candy jelly beans (if theyre pink). Thus, kitty beans ^^

"Aww look at the little kitty beans"

by Splatune April 3, 2017

Sean Bean

A great actor who will die in every appearance of movie or game. For example "James Bond: Goldeneye", "Game of Thrones" and "DOOM"

Don't be Sean Bean, You don't die in this one!

by TheCJ777 August 21, 2016

Bean Poppin’

Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.

Rachel and Ashley were bean poppin’ last night.

I could hear Rachel bean poppin’ in the bathtub.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Slick bean

Also called a "bean head"

Term used for anyone whose head resembles the shape of a baked bean, black bean, or any bean of that sort.

"Dang man, Ray Allen has a slick bean."

Meaning- Ray Allen's head is shiny and looks like a baked bean.

That little kid has a slick bean.

by Bryce T. July 5, 2016

baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

by jabu1394 March 6, 2014