Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.

Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.

by Renewings January 13, 2022

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

hard flicks

pictures of you, your friends, or anything that are 10/10 and go absolutely crazy

“bro these are some hard flicks”
“last night i took some hard flicks with the boys”

by jrod1003 April 16, 2022

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Pussy on hard

An aroused vagina; labia receives lots of blood circulation, thus causing the clitoris to erect and the clitoral hood to be pushed back. This may also feel more sensitive than normal due to increase in sensitivity from blood circulation.

*Talks about a horny lady*: Man I had her pussy on hard!

*Waking up hella horny* - Girl my pussy is on hard

by Myathickdizzle January 23, 2022

Lilah Harding

Is absolutely in love with any boy called Oliver and has a weird obsession with drinking juices, especially orange juice. The Harding is because every guy she walks past gets a hard ding

Oh yeah my friend is a real LILAH HARDING

by Orange juice jones February 13, 2022