lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours
Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"
by E Jackson January 29, 2008
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egotistical commie bastard

A name that Nikki and Mary call people when they are 1)mad at them, 2)hate them, or 3) are digusted by their communistic ways. If you are called this that means you are very low.
OMG that kid just yelled at us, what an egotistical commie bastard!!!

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He is so full of himself, what an egotiscal commie bastard.
by Mary & Nikki rock May 07, 2005
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Cheeky bastard

Someone that’s down right fucked in the head . Is the slowest of the slow juts a good old cheeky bastard
Brandon’s a cheeky bastard because he won’t stop being an ass or for example when your cat takes a swing at you he becomes a cheeky bastard
by Cheeky bastard ac October 18, 2019
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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
by BoilerRoom March 26, 2012
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Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.
by Andy Massie February 06, 2003
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Crazy Asian Bastard

One of the Asian decent that is crazy like a bastard
May attend MHS
(motioning to Minue) You are one Crazy Asian Bastard
by Leann Moore May 31, 2005
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nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done
Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"
by Thebigman November 18, 2004
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