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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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fag basher

A FAGBASHER is a homophobe who enjoys beating up homosexuals.Though probably harbours gender bending tendencies himself.
That FAGBASHER will be dodging spam javelins for the next 2 years now he's been done for kicking in that homo.
by hoedown February 11, 2006
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Badgerdon

(noun) A lazy person,

From the mammal of the late Jurassic and ancestor of the modern badgers.
This noble animal became extinct due to its excessive hibernation period.
"Get up you Badgerdon! you'll be late for work!"
by Harry Sargent May 20, 2008
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baserunner

Fellow to drink and chase tail with. Sorta like a wingman. However, a baserunner will assist in getting wasted as well as the pursuit of pussy.
There is no female equivalent.
"Damn son, you need to get yo'self a baserunner if you gonna scare up some game. It ain't playin' to roll one-deep!"
by Pr0nD0 March 3, 2009
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Badger Fighting

The act of ingaging in a vigorous make out session with a questionable girl.
Trey was caught badger fighting in the hallway.
by Tr1xSter December 3, 2011
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Badger's Milk

Badger's Milk is a potent concoction shot of Wild Turkey 101, half & Half and Sabra Liqueur.
Badger's Milk was founded on February 25, 2012 at the Chandelier Bar located in the Cosmopolitan. Badger's Milk unleashed it's powerful vengeance on an unsuspected Party Crew, incapacitating all those who dared to consume the Badger's venomous Milky like substance.

Be WARNED. "The Honey Badger don't care!"
by Chewed Sideburn May 23, 2012
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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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