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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
by House of Spoon September 22, 2009
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clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.
I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.
by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009
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baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.
i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!
by louietheboxer April 3, 2010
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out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.
"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.
by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009
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Steam Bake

When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.
This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.
by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011
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half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)
After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.
by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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