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Alyse

Really nice girl, Christian loves Jesus, hates school and loves soccer and running and playing outside,
cute, loves going to youth group and hanging out with friends, funny.
When someone is really funny

Wow ur being such an Alyse but dont worry in a great way
by anonymous January 7, 2026
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Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?
by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025
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ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
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ali

“ oh you know her?”

yes ali, she’s so trim
by van heusen March 22, 2025
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Ali

Ali, an egotistical bastard who can't admit he is in the wrong. Plays off his flaws as a joke but proceeds to ridicule others for their flaws. Also have a robot wife. Degenerate in all forms
Man 1: Dude that guy is an ass!
Man 2: Right?.. He's an Ali.
by floatinglikeafly March 23, 2025
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Alis

Always smiling and down to earth. Synonym = beautiful, kind hearted, nice
Look at her, she is so Alis!

I want to be Alis when I grew up
by Mary7899 November 22, 2021
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My ali

My ali is a person who is very wonderful, intelligent, brave, kind, soft-hearted, lovely, caring, and most of all, beautiful. she is the love of my life, that i'd do everything for her. she's the answer of my questions. The woman i never thought i needed and wanted to be in my life til my last days. i love her in her own way. her life now is not stable but i know that she will make it in the end. i wish her God speed!
she's my ali.
by your.homie November 22, 2021
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