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Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass
Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.
by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019
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Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”
by C.heeto June 11, 2021
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Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.
In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.
by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014
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Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018
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Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.
Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!
by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022
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Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016
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Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.
Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."
by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021
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