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alabama sledgehammer

This act has a cult following in the necrophilia and coprophilia underground where most acts are of a more humane and consenting nature than the original occurance in that all parties are alive by the end of the escapade.
The Alabama Sledgehammer is defined as a sexual excapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a super hero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the lying man. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse, being that coprophiles dont alway's have the urge to sodomise corpses as necrophiles do.
by Andy5 May 17, 2006
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Allah Ackbar

The average redneck\honky pronounciation of the actual sentence "Allah-u Ekber". Which simply means "God is great." 97% of the world being religious and believing in such deity, it is only common American ignorance to believe it is a muslim terrorist chant word. (The idea comes from the beheading videos of victims from the newest Iraqi war President Bush has started.)
I have prayed for your safe arrival and now you are here, Allah-u Ekber.
by MadMonkee January 31, 2005
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alabama

A truly horrid place. The most corrupt people are given most of the power. We have the most corrupt court system in the country. Our police officers are akin to the mafia. A place where people will tolerate any kind of anti-social behavior as long as you say praise the lord. Theese same poor people are duped into voting for republicans, simply because they say I love Jesus, or I am a deacon in the church. Yet theese are the same people living high on the hog while the masses toil in poverty. I ask you Alabama is that what your religion is? Feeding off the powerless. The government officials are loathe to improve our schools for that very reason. That people will not buy the lies they are selling. I'm tired of hearing about polite southerners also. Most of them are so pig headed and rude they are intolerable. Outsiders look out we got no need for change here!
Alabama the most corrupt state in the union!
by dissedent August 19, 2006
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acab

many people think acab stands for all cops are bad but it doesn't, it stands for all cops are bastards. bastards for working with the corrupt system. this is the way as not every individual cop is bad but the system very much is.
i stand for acab.
by annalikesoreos September 18, 2020
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Alabama Book Burning

A book burning involving only Harry Potter books.
"Hey Jim, Me an' my church pals are goin down to burn those damn satanic books. It's time fer a good ol' fashion Alabama book burning!"
by Hot Sauce Frosty September 14, 2009
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University of Alabama

A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).
Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!
by Shuizzle December 16, 2003
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Chelsea, Alabama.

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012
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