A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.
Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017
Get the bitchy dickmug. When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
Get the Chapped Dickmug. When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018
Get the dick picklingmug. The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023
Get the skeetch dickmug. 1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008
Get the brillo dickmug. A very small dick
by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
Get the tinsel dickmug. ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
by deprwssedboi February 26, 2018
Get the ssri dickmug.