Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

Wash

To outshine someone so completely that their presence gets rinsed out of the spotlight.

He thought his fit was fire, but she washed him just by walking in the room.”

by TheCookMeister August 20, 2025

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

Wash

NOUN

A word used to describe a ball of cotton that filters drugs before injecting.
*Plural- Washes

(PSA: Heroin/drugs is/are highly addictive and dangerous. Stay away!!)

He got arrested for having a dirty wash.

You got a Qtip so I can make a wash and do this shot?

by Beanz-n-Weeniez April 8, 2021

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024