Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

by blueoystercultfan24 November 30, 2019

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whataboutism

When you deflect criticism by pointing out flaws in your opponent, specifically using the phrase "what about x?" This is an attempt to excuse you from changing you behavior by painting your opponent as a hypocrite.

Dad: Son, you haven't cleaned your room in two years. Please clean it up.

Son: Why are you always telling me to clean my room? What about YOUR room? Or what about your relation with mom? Shouldn't YOU be the one cleaning up your life?
Dad: Quit your whataboutism and clean your damn room. I'm tired of seeing that dead rat over there in the corner.

by JohnW22 May 16, 2016

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whomst'd've

A pretty good word.
But not as good as whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

Whomst'd've.

by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017

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Hence why

When an individual attempts to sound smart by using two synonyms after each other.
'Hence why' does not equate to 'that's why'.

Hence Why ≠ That's Why

"... global warming is becoming an increasingly accepted theory; hence why we are seeing a rise in environmental groups... " - said by relatively intelligent people who have a loose grasp of grammar.

"I spent all day in the sun; hence why I've got a tan" - intellectually challenged, yet attempting to prove their IQ fits within the norm.

by SandAA October 13, 2012

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