uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 20, 2003

Uncle Tom

Chris Rock.

Chris Rock is an Uncle Tom.

by Chris Rock's publicity agent. February 18, 2009

Uncle Tom

a black man considered to be excessively obedient or servile

Man, you see that cornball brotha RG3 is dating becky with good hair? what an uncle tom.

by ki11 whitey May 15, 2016

uncle charlie

usually found in farms in south vietnam, and runs his own version of ebay, most commonly involving young vietnemiese farm hands that he will sell for some "hot loving"

"whos that old cong down the road?"
"oh, thats uncle charlie"

by Terri April 22, 2004

Uncle Joe

A combination of Uncle Tom and G.I. Joe, an Uncle Joe is any member of the military (active or veteran) who would sell out their fellow service members to support a person who slanders POW's and Gold Star families, advocates torture, gleefully threatens to abandon our allies, and shows blatant disregard for the Geneva Conventions.

Dude, did you see Jim's Facebook post about Donald Trump? After all we sacrificed I can't believe he'd sell us out like that, he's a total Uncle Joe.

by Sooook it! July 31, 2016

uncle-dad

when both your dad and his brother were fucking your mum at the same time befor you were born.you have no idea who is your real father so they are both uncle-dad.

"uncle-dad i caught uncle-dad in bed with mum again last night"
"i will kick my brothers fucking arse son don't you worry"

by garry good cunt March 30, 2009

uncle fucker

Fucking your uncle is jerking off.

I like to fuck my uncle while watching pr0n

by Clown November 29, 2003