bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass

Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!

by Joshman515 January 31, 2008

Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.

Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!

by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009

tunkle

a dick that is not small and that is not big either

u r such a tunkle

by josh,mason, and brian May 25, 2004

Jive Turkey

a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

by THe better of the jet pair March 10, 2011

Turkie

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

by Bryan September 8, 2005

turkey drop

An act of charity on the comedy show WKRP in Cinncinati when they drop turkey's on the poor people of the city

Come on out and watch us help some people in the first annual turkey drop.

by mclanea December 28, 2005

turkey

1. An appallingly bad film, game, tv programme or other form of entertainment.
2. A person ignorant of the latest coolness.
3. An affectionate insult to use on family, friends and anyone you wish to baffle.
4. A rather amusing animal.
5. A country which is altogether too fond of knives.

1. 'Deep Impact' should have been a straight-to-video turkey.
2. You jive turkey!
3. Haha mom you're such a complete and utter turkey!
4. Turkey: Gobble Gobble
5. People from Turkey occasionally like to stab English football supporters.

by me old fruity June 11, 2006