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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)
I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.
by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
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Turkey Fetish

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...
by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020
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turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it
Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight
by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020
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Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.
Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.
by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021
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turkeytimeya

turkeytimeya making me act up so mother fucking hot istg 😩😩
turkeytimeya What a hot bitch
by Milf<33 May 26, 2021
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Turkey

A country that is the bridge that connects Europe and Asia, and lays in Anatolia. Its descendant is the great Ottoman Empire, and when it was falling apart, the country was liberalized to be the Turkish Republic by Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, also known as M. Kemal Pasha. The Turkish version of the country name is “Türkiye” and it is debated in Turkey that the English version should be transformed into “Turkiye” because of the exact word for the bird type, “turkey”, and its offence to some Turkish people.
Turkey isn’t just kebab and turkish delight with a bunch of Ottoman people, it is a European and modern country with many problems because of its jeopolitical position.
by heckyea153 June 1, 2021
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